What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 16:52

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do I seduce a maid for sex?
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do men love to stink/being smelly?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Consequatur corporis quos perspiciatis tenetur vel totam.
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is your favourite photo with your mother?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
Catatonics & High Colonics
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share office space ...
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...